Here's Hoping Their Next Hookups Have Shorter Names That Spell Check Doesn't Ignore

Ambien alert!

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, one of Hollywood's most boring couples, have quit each other after two years.

Or maybe not.

After all the Tiger Woods mania derailed a slow news weekend, some intern over a People slacked on the fact-checking as a rep for Reese has denied reports of the split that no one really cares about anyway.

“It’s not true. They have not split.”

At this point, no one knows what the truth is. On the one hand, you’ve got Witherspoon’s rep trying to squash the rumor, but on the other hand, People’s story was based on “a source close to the actress,” and the pair weren’t exactly forthcoming when they started dating, denying their involvement for almost a year.

We think Jake probably decided that his beard was getting too itchy and it was time to shave it all off but is waiting on calling it off for good until he finds out if newly single Adam Lambert is ready for a rebound romance after his recent split from boyfriend Drake LaBry.

Look out out Ellen and Portia--there's about to be a new power gay couple in town!

But there is a silver lining--Jennifer Aniston and her continuing string of commitment phobic Brad Pitt substitutes remains the uncontested champ for the title of "Most Bland and Boring." Congratulations, Jen! Representatives of the nominating committee will be contacting you about your award.

By Paige Muller 

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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