Who Do We Contact To Lodge A Complaint With Her Record Label?

As if spending time with your family during the holiday isn't enough suffering, Heidi Montag leaked her new single, aptly titled "Superficial," on the internet.

And why not.  More than 5 million have watched Stalking Cat on You Tube so clearly plenty of people have free time to surf the web between checking out textsfromlastnight.com and reading their email.

The lyrics are pure poetry: "They say I'm superficial, some call me a bitch, They're just mad, 'cause I'm sexy famous and I'm rich."

Like manna from heaven!

How does that not trump Adam Lambert trying to asphyxiate his keyboardist to death with his tongue? After all, if you've seen one awkward same-sex kiss timed to sell hundreds of thousands of copies of a new album, you've seen 'em all.

And for the record, we don't hate Heidi Montag because she's a bitch. We hate her because she radiates stupidity like the sun radiates light and warmth.

We hate Spencer Pratt because he's a bitch.

Get it right, Montag.

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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