Cook, Piven & Kid Rock: The Three Douchebags of the Apocalypse

The Only One Missing Is Michael Lohan

alt Ah, Vegas!

If Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis, Jr. were Sin City's kings of cool, Dane Cook, Jeremy Piven and Kid Rock are . . . well, the total opposite.

The three were "nailing down 2am Vegas style" together and took a photo to document the good times, which they posted to Twitter.

OMG you guys, they are SO cool and tough. They're giving the camera the FINGER. And one of them is so hip he's doing his own special version!

Was Craftsman in town? Cause that's the only way to describe the tool convention pictured. The conversation leading up to the moment in the photo probably went something like this:

Piven: Brah, tonight's going to be so money! Money, baby! It's still cool to say that right?

Cook: You know it, brah! We're totally going to score some sushi! Get it, get it, do ya, huh? PFFFSHHHH! WOAHH!

Rock: Dude, I love how you go for the obvious joke but say it in a funny voice. Seriously — You. Are. A. Frigging. Genius.

Piven: NO MORE SUSHI JOKES TONIGHT! Okay?! Let's hug it out, come on gimme some totally not gay guy love. You know, this reminds of that time on Entourage when Vince and I. . .

Rock: Yeah, yeah we know.

Cook: Ok, let's do this. Everybody get in close and strike your best Night At The Douchebury pose. Ready? 3, 2, 1 ...

Piven: Wait, someone give me a boost.

It's like a scene from The Hangover if a bunch of drunk monkeys had written the script. Of course, Lindsay Lohan would have said "yes" to that version.

God, we can smell the Axe body wash and taste the roofies cocktails from here.

Isn't this crap supposed to stay in Vegas?

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends. From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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