Dating The Hollywood Hunk Definitely Beats A 20% Tip!

Many of you, like us are bemoaning going back to work after the long weekend.  You were probably really excited about your job when you first started, but now, not so much. 

You might be content with your life. Working nine-to-five, getting by. Not really complaining, but life hasn't exactly turned out how you planned it. If this situation sounds familiar, then you, just like us, are fools.

Why, you ask?  Because as you will recall George Clooney's last girlfriend was cocktail waitress Sarah Larson, who he met in Vegas.  And now he is dating a Miami cocktail waitress and a model-wannabe Lucy Wolvert. We're guessing at some point the whole wannabe model thing is going to turn into wannabe actress.

At what point did the career counselor tell these girls that being a "star f*cker" was a career option? And why did no one clue us in!? Why did we rack up over $20K in student loans, when we just should have moved out to LA or Vegas, and become a waitress?  Matt Damon even went so far as to put a ring on it and got hitched to his cocktail waitress love.  Face it, these bimbos are geniuses.

Reportedly the "Sexist Man Alive" and his latest fling have been together a few weeks, but George wanted to keep their relationship quiet. Yeah, like that was going to happen. Says a source, "Her crush may have gotten the best of her. George asked Lucy to be discreet, but she's told friends and they've started talking."  She probably also thinks it will last.  

Honestly, how hard is it to follow the "Rules For Dating George Clooney?"  Be sexy. Be silent. And carry a big purse to hold all the swag. See, how hard is that? If Lucy or (insert name here) plays her cards right, she'll get knocked up and have a guaranteed pay check for the next 18 years.

Star f*cking. The smartest financial planning you’ll ever make.

Now, we just need to drop about 20 pounds and buy a plane ticket to L.A.  Anyone know how to get hold of a map of the stars' homes?  Ah, never mind. Google Earth is a star stalker's new best friend.

You hoo, Georgie . . .!  

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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