Let The Inheritance Battle Begin!

Hush little baby

Don't say a word

Mama's gonna buy you ... pretty much any goddamn thing you want!

'Mel Gibson's girl friend Oksana Grigorieva hit the lottery, giving birth to a baby girl and 18 years of child support on Friday. 

The baby is Mel's eighth child.  He must be over the moon -- he's finally got enough kids to become the star of his own reality show: Eight Is Definitely More Than Enough.

The couple named the baby Lucia but they shouldn't even have bothered with the baby naming book. You know everyone is just going to call her "Sugartits."

Gibson has seven children (six sons and a daughter) with his ex-wife Robyn, while Oksana, has a son, Alexander, with her former boyfriend, actor Timothy Dalton. At last, Basement Boy can finally start earning his keep.  Each diaper changed will earn him an hour upstairs with the big people who live above ground.

Meanwhile, Kanye West's alien squeeze Amber Rose, George Clooney's new girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, and all the other aspiring gold diggers, celebrated one of their own successfully incubating the equivalent of a blank check by pouring a 40 on the ground and replacing their birth control pills with Mentos.

Anyway, congratulations to the adulterous couple and their new baby, who can look forward to a life of love and endless angry lectures about exactly why the Jews are responsible for everything bad that’s ever happened to the world.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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