Well, It Would Be If It Was Still 2000

Keeping Kevin "KFC" Federline filled up on deep fried Twinkies and Spam doesn't come cheap, so Britney Spears has released a new single that was crammed onto her second greatest hits collection.

Did you buy the Britney Spears greatest hits collection My Prerogative when it came out in 2004? If you did, throw it away! Because no collection is complete without that one song that Britney shambled around to at the MTV VMAs that time. Or the song
that sort of spells out a swearword if you say it quickly enough in a funny accent. You know, the songs that you’re likely to listen to once and then forget about forever.

The new tune is called "3" so presumably it's about the number of good decisions Brit's made in her life.

Haha! No, just kidding.

It's about the highest number she can count to.

Wait, it's not?

No, it's actually about Britney having a threesome:

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'

1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?

Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?

Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing (yeah)
Are - you in
I am countin'!

Listen to the entire song HERE.

Sure, there was a time when the thought of Britney Spears having a threesome was tres sexy. But you know the only threesome she's into these days is Cheetos and a Starbuck's frappuccino with a side of crazy.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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