True Love Always? Sure, Whatever It Says In The Script . . .
Oh, those crazy kids.
We've thought of the PERFECT gift to get Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom for their wedding this Sunday: The name of a good divorce lawyer. Maybe embroidered on a decorative throw pillow from Pottery Barn.
Sources confirm the date to E! News and claim that most guests (but apparently not some of his Los Angeles Lakers teammates) have already been notified over the phone, with formal invites expected to arrive later this week.
As far as rushed wedding plans go, this one ranks right up there with the backwoods, banjo-playin', shotgun variety.
"Khloe and Lamar want to get married before Lamar has to go away for training, and the [basketball] season starts up [this fall]," says a source. The Lakers are set to
play their first preseason game on Oct. 7.
"They are hoping to pull together a wedding ... so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon," the source reveals.
Actually, on second thought, the best wedding gift Khloe could ask for is the cover of Star magazine with the headline: "Kim Kardashian Kries: Wah, Even Sasquatch Is Getting Married Before Me -- OMG, I'm Turning Into Jessica Simpson!"
We're taking bets on when the honeymoon sex tape that was "stolen from their safe" leaks online along with the surprise birth of their first baby. Five bucks on October 7th.
Who's in?
By Paige Muller
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Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends. From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment. | |
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