And Ed Westwick Swears He's A Size Two

*  You may want to hold on to your hats for this one. Maybe even take a seat.  We thought Adam Lambert was just "theatrical" but the American Idol runner-up confirms "Yep, I'm Gay" in the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone.  Next you're going to tell us fire is hot, ice is cold and Brooke Hogan has to tuck when she gets dressed.

*  Dear producers of the Other Side, it was swell of you to take a gamble on Lindsay Lohan, but your insurers are so not going to like this. Your compulsive drinking, excessive drug abusing, dysfunctional family poster child and newly-hired starlet has taken her shenanigans to London. Reportedly, she's been stalking gal pal Sam Ronson, and downing vodka all night at clubs. At one point, she was curled up in a ball on the floor, moaning about feeling “caged”.  Are you sure about this?  There's still time, but since you're feeling charitable how about throwing Tara Reid a bone?

*  While performing with Poison at the Tony Awards, Bret Michaels walked smack into a descending backdrop as the band exited the stage. Personally, we think it was God's way of saying, "Dude, you're not fooling anyone with that dumb ass bandana." Wait a minute. Why the hell is Poison performing at the Tony Awards?

*  Candy Spelling has been moaning to the tabloids about daughter Tori not letting her see her grandkids, but skipped her granddaughter's first birthday party after RSVP'ing "yes" to the invite. So, what, did baby Stella kill Aaron Spelling too? Because that kid has shifty eyes.

*  English rocker Pete Doherty (and ex-boyfriend of Kate Moss) was arrested last Friday after British Airways' flight attendants found him passed out in a lavatory with a needle sticking out of his arm. (Insert "Mile High Club" joke here.) So let's get this straight. Security confiscated our bottle of expensive perfume, yet Pete's free to bring on pharmaceuticals. Okay, good to know. Next time we fly we'll just pour the fragrance into a syringe.

*  Paris Hilton's first BFF Brittany Flickinger hates that the short-lived friendship has ruined her reputation. Right. Because Paris was such a shining beacon of virtue and responsibility before Brittany auditioned.

*  Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick doesn't understand why people start rumors about him being fat. Well we look forward to his "Ed Loves His Curves!" People magazine cover.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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