It's A Nice Day For a Reality TV Wedding

Charles and Diana.  Luke and Laura.  Ryan and Trista.  Heidi and Spencer?

"The Hills" stars Spencer Pratt and his peroxide-addicted paramour Heidi Montag are set to tie the knot on April 25, for better for worse, for ratings and a big fat check, at an undisclosed location in Pasenda, Calif. 

It’s a secret, just them and the camera guys! They won’t tell anyone but all their close friends who read Us Weekly and Perez Hilton.

"This will be the real wedding," says a source close to the couple, who last November staged a fake wedding for cameras in Mexico. "It's being filmed as the season finale for The Hills."

Where's the Kleenex? We're getting misty-eyed.

Reportedly over 110 guests will be attending the event, with more attendees being added as the date gets closer.  And by "guests" presumably they mean MTV's stable of the least talented people who could ever be made famous on crappy reality shows, TMZ and of course, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, to witness the blessed union of crossover promos, tabloid covers and exclusive footage for the Speidi wedding DVD.

Heidi said she plans to design, ahem, her wedding dress. She's sure to come up with something timeless and dreamy. Will it be short? Zebra-printed? Bust-enhancing? Sequined? All of the above? The quarter-inch inseam's the limit!

But the big question is:  Will Lauren Conrad be there to object to the nuptials?  

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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