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Friday, March 5, 2010
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Jackson Family Craziness Apparently Didn't Skip A Generation
So, what do you do when you’re a kid of a famous family and you can’t go run around the neighborhood causing mischief like any other normal kid would do?
You steal Daddy’s credit card and buy dangerous things online, of course!
Child Protective Services was called to the Jackson family home in Enci...
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 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 Immediately After The Delivery, Padma Turned To The OB-GYN And Said, "Pack Your Scalpels And Go"
Attention Top Chef contestants: Forget about all those crappy foams and cev... |
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 Monday, February 22, 2010 Tara Reid Is Engaged. Surprisingly, He's Not Blind Or In The Country Illegally Or Anything!
* Apparently Tiger Wood's painfully scripted apology in front of a room full ... |
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 Sunday, February 21, 2010 We Can't Believe They Interrupted "The Price Is Right" For This!
Speaking for the first time since his wife caved his head in with a 3-wood on November 27 for banging whor... |
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 Saturday, February 13, 2010 Just STFU Already, Sheesh!
You know, fighting in Afghanistan might be an easier gig than being John Mayer's publicist. After his latest attempt to overcompensate for a tiny peen, we ... |
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 Friday, February 12, 2010 Someone Managed To Out-Douche Jon Grosselin And Michael BloHan - Heeeeere's Johnny!
Science would have you believe that there is nothing worse in the entire universe than listening... |
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 Monday, February 8, 2010 Depressing Coroner's Report: She Didn't Have To Die
Dr. Conrad Murray can breathe a sign of relief. Sure, he's still being blamed in the death of Michael Jackson but the coroner's ... |
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 Monday, February 8, 2010 From Mean Girls To Secret "Celebrity" Hoarder, On The Next Jerry Springer!
Has been.
Crackity crackhead, pill popper, drunk, kleptomaniac.
As if she doesn't already have enough pro... |
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 Saturday, February 6, 2010 Is Anyone Else Convinced He Wasn't Just "Acting Crazy" In Mad Max And Lethal Weapon?
Hey, did you know that Mel Gibson has a movie out? Yeah, apparently no one else did either, whic... |
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 Thursday, February 4, 2010 Go On Admit It, You've Seen Most Of The Movies On This List
For every Hurt Locker or Up in the Air, there's a craptastic cinematic flop like the Hottie and the Nottie and pretty muc... |
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 Wednesday, February 3, 2010 It's A Race Between Dances With Smurfs And A Bunch Of Other Movies You Probably Haven't Seen
The 2010 Academy Award Nominations were announced this morning, you know, as a helpfu... |
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 Monday, February 1, 2010 So Then Is Axe Body Spray Responsible For Him Being A Total Douchebag?
There's nothing like a trough of deep-fried Krispy Kreme donuts and Schlitz's malt liquor to cure a hillbill... |
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 Monday, February 1, 2010 Bugs Bunny Is Expected To Issue A Statement
Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack recently completed LaToya Jackson's "Crackhead Conspiracy Theories" correspondence course (just ... |
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 Monday, February 1, 2010 And For Her Next Trick ...
Now that her two-second mourning period is over, Tila Tequila has gone back to her whiteboard of lies and delusions (how else is she supposed to keep all ... |
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 Thursday, January 28, 2010 As Payback, Tiger Now Has To Be Elin's Cabana Boy As She Sexes It Up With Any Man Who Roots For Phil Mickelson
Tigers Woods just saved $200 million.
Oh, and his six-year marriage ... |
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 Thursday, January 28, 2010 Food? Water? Naw, What They REALLY Need Are E-Meters!
People have responded to the crisis in Haiti in many ways.
Some have donated food and clothes.
Others have volunteered their... |
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 Wednesday, January 13, 2010 Tiger Woods Might Have Slept With A Dude But That Doesn't Make Him Gay. No, He Just Really, REALLY Likes Sex!
* Tyra Banks tried to one up Oprah by ending her talk show Me Me Me... |
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 Monday, January 11, 2010 She's SOOOOOO Sad, You Guys. You Can Tell Because She Hasn't Gotten Naked On UStream Even Once
Tila Tequila is distraught, y’all. She’s in mourning. She’s so heartbroken o... |
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