Mel Gibson's Kids Finally Realize What a Jerk He Is

"Apocalypto" About Dad's "Passion" For Other Women

Mel Gibson can forget about getting a Hallmark card this Father's Day.

After the Braveheart star's public links with a string of women -- curiously, all named Oksana (yet not one of them is Oksana Baiul) -- and subsequent filing for divorce from wife Robyn after 28 years, his seven kids don't want any contact with dear old dad.

Mel's Malibu neighbor said, "The children are totally furious about the collapse of their parents' marriage. None of them are talking to their dad right now. They are very upset."

Also not helping the parental bonding process, the soon-to-be divorced Mel tried to speed up the unhitching by seeking out officials at the Vatican for an annulment -- which, for all you heathens out there, would have made his kids "bastards" according to the man in the big, pointy pontiff hat -- but was denied.

Fear not. Newly religious convert Michael Lohan is available via TMZ video or tab headline to provide parenting tips. Hey, Linds hasn't shaved her head yet so he must be doing right.

But the shameless Romeo is not letting a little thing like the end of his marriage or his children's wrath get to him. Reportedly the selectively devout Catholic is already working on starting a second family.

Mel's GF Okasana Grigorieva, who is the ex-partner of former James Bond star Timothy Dalton, is said to be pregnant. Maybe the not-so immaculate conception was just a re-enactment from the "Passion of the Christ."

The scarlet woman has even been living in one of the scandal-plagued actor's homes in Cali. She probably shouldn't get too comfortable though. As famous first wife Ivanka Trump says, "don't get mad, get everything." Robyn stands to get half of Mel's whopping $1 billion fortune and assets.

Nothing says, "I'm sorry for repeatedly cheating on your mom and knocking up another woman," like the most expensive pony ever, but even that's probably not going to get M.G. back in his kids' good graces.

Yet another thing he'll try to blame on the Jews.

By Paige Muller

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