At Least She's Original. Donning A Pink Wig & Fake British Accent Is So Played Out.

Lindsay Lohan's acting and singing careers are circling the drain so apparently she's trying a new gig on for size: international jewel thief.

London police would like to have a word with Miss Lohan. It seems $50,000 worth of Dior jewelry went missing after her recent magazine shoot.

An insider says, “She kept going on about the jewels, asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking.”

The jewelers realized the bling was missing after the shoot and contacted magazine bosses, who insisted they had no knowledge of what had become of the gems.

Now, we don't want to make any accusations without knowing all the facts, but Lindsay positively without-a-doubt boosted the jewelry.

How else do you think she pays for her endless supply of coke and Red Bull without a binding contract for full frontal nudity? And it explains why she's gotten so thin---to slip through locked doors and avoid detection on security cameras.

And now that we think about it, her recent reconciliation with Sam Ronson (which coincidentally took place in London) seems less like a romantic reunion and more like setting up a patsy to smuggle the goods out of the country.  You in danger, girl! Check your luggage.

Besides, next to raging public tantrums, stealing is what Linds does best.

Like that time LiLo was accused of stealing over $10,000 dollars in clothes and jewelry from model Lauren Hastings while Hastings was working in Europe and a mutual friend was house sitting. Or the time after that when she helped herself to some designer duds on loan from Louis Vuitton for an Elle magazine photo shoot. And then there was the time Linds was photographed leaving a party wearing an $11,000 fur coat that didn’t belong to her.

According to every episode of Law & Order we've ever seen, we'd say that's pretty compelling probable cause.

The only way it'd be more obvious that Lindsay is behind the "2009 Great London Jewel Caper" is if she Twittered, "Going down for seven to nine for grand theft" and started wearing an orange jumpsuit and carrying a canvas sack stuffed with cash and pawn store receipts.

Or maybe ninjas did it.

By Paige Muller 

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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